{"id":3281,"date":"2011-04-01T08:43:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T12:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/blog\/?p=3281"},"modified":"2011-04-02T08:37:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T12:37:10","slug":"my-new-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/?p=3281","title":{"rendered":"My New Car!"},"content":{"rendered":"

—edit: sorry my joke was kinda lame this year. I didn’t know it was April already until I got to work yesterday. This was about the only thing I could think to throw together in a few minutes –\/edit–<\/p>\n

Got my new certified used Honda yesterday! Hope this one is more reliable than my old car. It certainly was more money, but I think it’s worth it.<\/p>\n

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It makes some funny noises, but the guy at the car dealership said that’s normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

—edit: sorry my joke was kinda lame this year. I didn’t know it was April already until I got to work yesterday. This was about the only thing I could think to throw together in a few minutes –\/edit– Got my new certified used Honda yesterday! Hope this one is more reliable than my old […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8bQP0-QV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3284,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3281\/revisions\/3284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}