Me: Have you seen the 1\/2 cup measuring cup?
\nBryan: No, I never use it.
\nMe: Are you sure you haven’t seen it?
\nBryan: I’ve never used it before.
\nMe: Well that doesn’t mean you’ve never SEEN it
\nBryan: I haven’t seen it. If I put it somewhere, it would be in the drawer
\nMe: I have no idea where it is, I looked everywhere.
\nBryan: You use it a lot?
\nMe: Almost every day. I used it Friday. The only thing I could think is that I accidentally put it in the oatmeal container when I threw it out.
\nBryan looks through the garbage, and sure enough, that’s where it was, inside the oatmeal container.
\nMe: At least I was right.<\/p>\n
Makes me wonder how many things that just disappeared were accidentally thrown out.<\/p>\n
I also found my boots for CP12 training that I hadn’t seen in 3 years. I remembered that last time I saw them they were inside a box in my old suitcase, in my parents’ basement. Must have been my old one since I didn’t get my new one until right before our wedding. And that’s exactly where they were. I might put things in strange places (really, my closet would have made much more sense) but at least I find them … assuming the garbage man hasn’t gotten to them first. I also found my Corporate American Express Card. And that thing’s tiny. It was behind the couch in my important documents portfolio. I knew where the AC cover was too.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately I don’t know what happened to my passport :-\/ I know exactly where my old one is. I know I took it out of my purse after Rome because I didn’t want to lose it and it was on the coffee table for a while… but why wouldn’t I put it in the drawer under the TV then? *checks again* … yeah, it’s there. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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