I graduated college, moved into an apartment with Bryan and started my first job. <\/p>\n
I didn’t want to be a programmer. Four years of college convinced me it was hard and I was terrible at it. I didn’t know what I wanted to do, but I figured once I started working, I’d figure it out.<\/p>\n
I thought I would hate working. I figured at best, I would tolerate my job as most people do.<\/p>\n
I thought being an adult would suck.<\/p>\n
I thought cheerios were a decent lunch and a lean cuisine was dinner.<\/p>\n
I thought Denise Austin’s personal training DVD was hard.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t do more than a couple of pushups.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t talk to people I didn’t know.<\/p>\n
I thought my Subaru was a good car.<\/p>\n
I had no money.<\/p>\n
I was an end-of-the-alphabet person.<\/p>\n
No one was getting married or having kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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