You know how most people gain wait over the holidays? I somehow managed to lose weight. Yeah, I know, wtf! I’m exercising less, I’m eating more… and I lose weight. Don’t hate me just yet, a good chunk of it was in my boobs. Aren’t they small enough already??? They’re gonna have to sew in some gigantic pieces of fabric into my wedding dress. And my engagement ring keeps falling off. It went from ever-so-slightly too big to, eh, a little too big.<\/p>\n
You know what it probably is. All this stupid online training we have to do. I’m always jumping around, yelling at it. That’s gotta burn a few extra hundred calories. Hey, try the Lissy weight loss plan! Get really mad at something daily!<\/p>\n
Well, this week is the official holiday pig-out week at work, so I’ll be eating like 2000 calories minimum on Tuesday and Friday. But if I do gain any weight, I’m sure it’ll just be in my waist.<\/p>\n
Oh, and Bryan wanted me to brag to the world about what a great fiance he is. He bought me all the seasons of Get Smart for Christmas (he’s not good at waiting to give gifts.) For those of you who don’t know, that was my absolute favorite show when I was like 8.<\/p>\n
And speaking of my wonderful Bryan, I’ve been hard at work on our wedding website<\/a>. I also bought the domain bryanandelissa.com<\/a> which, for now, points to the blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You know how most people gain wait over the holidays? I somehow managed to lose weight. Yeah, I know, wtf! I’m exercising less, I’m eating more… and I lose weight. Don’t hate me just yet, a good chunk of it was in my boobs. Aren’t they small enough already??? They’re gonna have to sew in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8bQP0-6j","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":393,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}