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Owen: (pointing to face cream) Mama, that medicine?”
\nMe: sure, yeah, it’s medicine
\nOwen: mama, you need to rest<\/p>\n

Owen: I fall and bump the mouth. All the blood! Have to clean up the blood, feel better. Oh poor Owen! There blood all over! Want mama. Mouth all better now!<\/p>\n

(Wearing a Batman mask)
\nMe: are you Adam West Batman?
\nOwen: I’m not Batman, I’m Owen<\/p>\n

Owen: (on leaving Disney) go plane, go home to Owen’s house
\nMe: are you excited about going home?
\nOwen: not really<\/p>\n

Owen: I lost Connor, I lost my son :(<\/p>\n

Me: look at that baby butt!
\nOwen: Dada has a big butt<\/p>\n

Me: I love my little boy
\nOwen: I love my little Mama<\/p>\n

Me: do you want some almond milk?
\nOwen: milk is for babies
\n(I giggle)
\nOwen: Mama, Dada has a big butt<\/p>\n

Me: Owen, tell me a story
\nOwen: once upon a time.
\nMe: That’s the whole story?
\nOwen: yeah. …
\nOwen: … once upon a time there was a little Mama who wanted to sleep. Once upon a time there was a big Dada who wanted to sleep in Dada bed. Once upon a time there was a little boy who wanted to sleep and drink water. Wait, where’s my water, there it is! (Drinks water) And there was a little baby and the baby was crying for his Mama, wah, wah! Dada downstairs, hi Dada! Once upon a time there was a big boy named Owen. Once upon a little there was a little girl named Husapufapoopoo
\nMe: Husapufapoopoo?
\nOwen: yeah and Husapufapoo poo went poo poo<\/p>\n

Owen: Aww, so cute (puts doggy in his crib) OK, now I get a bottle. (Gets a paper tube and pretends to feed the doggy.) OK, now I get him baking soda.
\nMe: baking soda? But doggies don’t eat baking soda
\nOwen: no, it’s pretend baking soda<\/p>\n

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