{"id":5333,"date":"2019-06-15T21:10:12","date_gmt":"2019-06-16T01:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/?p=5333"},"modified":"2019-06-18T17:40:08","modified_gmt":"2019-06-18T21:40:08","slug":"owen-says-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silvercpu.com\/?p=5333","title":{"rendered":"Owen Says Part 6"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Playing Star Wars) “This is poo poo, checking in. This is pee pee, checking in. This is caca checking in. This is (makes farting noise) checking in…”<\/p>\n

Owen: “I found the Lego guy my mother”
\nMe: why do you call me “my mother?”
\nOwen: because you’re a princess
\nMe: in that case, carry on<\/p>\n

Me: hey Owen, come here
\nOwen: I’m looking for a Lego thing
\nMe: just for a minute. How was school
\nOwen: great
\nMe: what did you do today?
\nOwen: I cut out shamrocks (walks back to Legos) I’m done talking to you now<\/p>\n

Grammy: I’m more like auxiliary family
\nOwen: all alone, in this empty house<\/p>\n

Me: did having the contract help you follow rules?
\nOwen: a little, but Connor broke the contract
\nMe: Connor didn’t have a contact, do you want to make one next time for him so he won’t call you names?
\nOwen: yeah
\nMe: what should happen if he breaks the rules?
\nOwen: the police should come and arrest him and take him to jail<\/p>\n

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