Tomorrow is my second birthday party. I told people not to bring too many desserts, they always bring too many desserts, EVERYONE is bringing dessert. It’s not that I’m not grateful, it’s not that I don’t love everything people bring, it’s that I enjoy being skinny. I gained like 5 pounds after my birthday party last year.
One person brought dessert to the family party, one. In fact, we had so much real food, Bryan didn’t have to cook dinner until last night. We still had plenty extra dessert though. You know what I did with the extra? I put it in the kitchen area at work. Gone within 30 minutes. A truly effective way of getting rid of sugar.
You can bring dessert, God knows I LOVE chocolate, but if it doesn’t get eaten, it’s going into work with me. Unless it’s too good to share. Then I’ll hate you when I can’t fit into my jeans.
Speaking of not fitting into my jeans, I still have my coupon for free coldstone. I’ll make someone go with me at lunch today. … What? So I’m a hypocrite. It’s FREE!
Haha, yep, free food during your birthday weeks will make you a hypocrite. =P I get a ton of free food for my birthday, especially free ice cream… Haha.